There was a Broadway musical years ago- I forget the name but it might be Of Thee I Sing (That was a song in it). It had another song that went, "Wintergreen for President, da da da da da da" and the tune would fit perfectly with "Colligan for President." (Wouldn't fit with Obama or McCain, though I guess "John McCain" has the right accent pattern.)
Also, I don't know a lot about your political ideas, so I can project whatever I like onto you. Definite plus, especially with the media...
And best of all, you ARE the media, right?!!
Let me know if you need a campaign manager.
I'm voting Geoff! Seriously we only get 2 choices in such a major election? Heck, I might write you in Paul. Expect a visit from the Secret Service to check you out of course.