Bubble Got Back

In response to Microsoft’s recent purchase.

I like big bubbles and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a site walks in with an itty bitty profit
But something bubbly in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that P&L was stuffed
Deep in the stats she’s diggin(TM)
I’m hooked and I can’t stop wiggin
Oh baby, I wanna get Techmemed(TM)
And buy before I get creamed.
My bookerkeeper tried to warn me
But with that 2.0 look you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Money-flush-in
You say you wanna get in my Hybrid?
Well, digg(TM) me, digg(TM) me
‘Cause you ain’t that average VC
I’ve seen them streamin’
The hell with proftin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a Macbookette(TM)
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ profits are the thing
Take the average VC and ask him that
She gotta pack much Flash(TM)
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bubble? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy bubble!
Bubble got back!

My apologies to the 80s, Sir Mix-A-Lot, and Microsoft shareholders everywhere.

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  • http://www.audioexpansion.com/blog Dan Dashnaw

    Lol! I had to come here and say *something*, as this is pure genius (as well as just the sort of thing I myself seem to have an unjustifiable knack for). =]

    Excellent absurdity, Paul. Perhaps I should see if Techcrunk.com is available? :p

    …Dan Dashnaw